Yeah that's right. I said it. Steel Panther a comedy band from Los Angeles, USA. Heavy hair metal band with their profane humorous lyrics recreating music from the 80's and the lifestyles of rockstars from the 80's - Hugely inspired from that of Motley Crue and maybe Spinal Tap even though they were a fake band that used actors unlike Steel Panther with real concerts and fans that are more sly. Huge part of their music is exploiting women and using them as a object rather than respected. You may be thinking why this album? Well when I first heard the album, I really didn't get bored of the album and wanted to hear more of their stuff!
They might be saying a huge fuck you to the female gender and stereotypical roles, but for a male teenager it's pretty funny and cool, the real message is too not take the music too serious and really to have a awesome time with their music and shows. Their humour is just pure rock n roll and saying what their thinking and not being shy to admit it. Strangely enough going to their shows, there were a lot of rock N roll girls attending the concerts and getting involved with the band. It baffles me into how they're attracting these sort of crowds being so insulting, the band is totally attracting fun and partying so it can be only a positive thing for all adult audiences.
Something I love about them is being straight up honest with the camera and the confidence that thrives within the band is such positive energy for them and us as fans. The band officially established it's name in 2008, before that time the band covered hair metal acts of the 80's, like Kiss, Van Halen etc… Behind The Music Documentary - Steel Panther
Left to Right (Stage Names)
Lexxi Foxx (bass) Not intelligent and really into his looks, slightly gay? Apparently doesn't know how to play bass and is more there for his bitchin looks. He can play - it's an act.
Satchel (Guitarist, 43) Big headed bloke who thinks he gets the most women
Michael Star (Singer, 48) Same personality as Satchel but fights for alpha male role too
Stix Zadinia (Drums) Slightly a quiet member, but he to gets in on the action as a slut - an act though
The Four piece band that portrays different characters in their stage names, keeping a secret identity for themselves with excellent acting and somehow managing to tell explicit jokes with straight faces. This album being their third released album from the previous successful, "Feel The Steel" record. Thing I love about Steel Panther is being really over the top and offending anyone without a sense of humour being sarcastic and creating rock love ballads. The lyrics in this album is just genius and can make you laugh instantly by hearing them at how explicit the words are. The best things about this album is the energy the connection with the band, the sing along lyrics and melodic harmonies is just amazing.
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Trivia
The band is managed by Satchels brother.
Balls Out Artwork
Ball Out! |
"Overtly Sexual" and Controversial - Very explicit, especially that to a young person, so I don't blame the ASA (Advertising) for banning it. What does annoy me is other albums that are very similar to this are getting through without no complaints. Very erotic sexual album artwork, the title describing their sound as Balls Out really hitting it out there - also coming back into the industry from their so called comeback from the 80's.
Track Listing and the Album! Universal Records
Track 1 - In The Future
Introductory voiceover with Dane Cook, with a deep powerful voice to present the album to get you anticipated with what's about to come next. A god/devil voice if you will, showing dominance and something you fear with the voice. Electric bolts at the start and humorous dialogue being quoted "It's the year 6969" The background sound being intense and gripping describing the homo-sapien species. The epic ending of PUSSY!! It gets me every time that swiftly kicks into the next song.
Track 2 - Supersonic Sex Machine
Really could be a standard rock n roll song but it's even more explosive with intelligent lyrics and high screams, wails and squeals from the singer. Starts off with an awesome guitar riff and awesome air guitar to just go crazy too. The beat and tempo is made fast and it's obvious why they put this first. When i did first check out this song I had to go back every time in the track to understand what he was saying. If you wanna know the visual image of the song, it's a robot programmed for sex, sung in the first person that pleases the female body, with very in detail information on what he's going on and what he's going to do to her. The song is very well structured with lyrics after every sentence rhyming with simple words such as tubes, lubes, regret, cigarette. Chorus is repetitive after the verse singing I'm a Supersonic Sex Machine three times. The build up to the solo just leaves you in awe with Michael Starr ending the bridge (shall I say) screaming "Let Me Jizz Upon Your Face!' and Satchel cracking into an awesome solo and finger tapping, the rest of the band showing their talents with the instruments.
Track 3 - Just Like Tiger Woods
Really putting a dig into the famous golfer Tiger Woods on his personal affairs with prostitutes. Tongue and cheek much. I really wonder if Tiger Woods has checked out this song because it is really catchy and quite a powerful rock ballad. No one could of thought of happily married Tiger with two kids and being brought up buddhist could do this sort of thing, so no wonder Steel Panther saw this as a influential song.
Tiger Woods divorce - 23rd August 2010
Article - http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20414961,00.html
Public Apology - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA7ty2LQwc0
Track 4 - 17 Girls In A Row
Well what can I say about this song? It's in the title. Totally sexy riff introducing Michaels first line of I fucked 17 girls in a row last night. Totally rock N roll much from the 80's, being in a hair metal band.
Track 5 - If You Really, Really Love Me (Music Video)
Fast acoustic guitar intro with Michael fast pace lyrics get the tempo going.
The only song to have been made into a music video from the whole album, which is a little disappointing because these guys love being on camera and I'm surprised because their should be more.
Performed in a empty warehouse and zooms on members touching their crotches and licking their lips. You get what you expected in this music video with just a standard performance alone with them.
Track 6 - It Won't Suck Itself (Featuring Chad Kroeger from Nickleback & Nuno Bettencourt)
Dumbing down females and just wanting to get your dick sucked. Very manipulating and totally hilarious to say your crotch just got bit by a poisonous scorpion or snake.
Track 7 - Tomorrow Night
Going to a party tomorrow night and knowing your going to get laid. Lush rocky sound!
Track 8 - Why Can't You Trust Me?
Very sweetly sung but being very patronising towards your lover and manipulating her completely with the soft melody but in reality your being a knob and cheating on your girlfriend.
Track 9 - That's What Girls Are For
Sums up the female gender and being very stereotypical towards them by wanting a sandwich on demand. Learning from your dad how to treat a woman.
Track 10 - Gold Digging Whore
Scripted in the title. Nice repetition of spelling out the word towards the end that was frequently chanted out from crowds at the gigs.
Track 11 - I Like Drugs
I like drugs but the drugs don't like me. Very true and you can learn from the lesson in the song maybe?
Track 12 - Critter
Treat her like a critter.
Track 13 - Let Me Cum In
Let me cum in, let me come in, let me come in your house tonight. Very straight forward in what you wanna do.
Track14 - Weenie Ride
Slow fade out song - The vocal range from Michaels singing is incredible in this song. It's such a powerful finale of a song.
Track 15 - Do You Wanna Do Me? (Bonus Japan)
Track 16 - Handicapped Slut (Bonus Japan)
Personally I have seen Steel Panther live and they really know how to put on a show! Through hearing this album and how much it kicked ass, I travelled down to Birmingham to check them out on their Balls Out tour and even got the privilege of meeting the singer Michael Starr on a walk about around the city! I had a awesome chat about him and his music! During the show I managed to catch a Lexxi Foxx pick too so I had quite a good night!
Merchandise
i don't own any merchandise from Steel Panther but their designs are pretty awesome and you have so much selection to pick from. I think I remember there price being around £25 for a shirt, reasonable or not I'm not going to complain. No real message apart from the theme they've set themselves out as. I really do admire this band and I think their destined to go further in this industry. I hope they keep it together. One thing that does bother me is the charge for meet and greets from their fans in their upcoming 2014 tour charging extra to fans that want a better VIP package at the shows. I can just say I'm lucky to have met the members for free before they started to charge people.
Balls Out |
I Rate this 10/10
I didn't feel ripped off with this album. Theres a lot of energy in this album and you can pick up something new every time you listen to it in the lyrics. To me it's like one of your favourite comedy movies that you can watch over and over again. I don't get bored with this album and I can stick it on and listen to it the whole way through. Just listening to all the material on Balls Out can really put you into a good mood and spirit for going out. THEY'RE BRINGING METAL BACK!
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